Tamiflu? Seriously? Do a little research on Tamiflu folks. It’s dangerous as hell and it doesn’t even work. Do some research on how dangerous vaccines are while your at it. All you have to do it look at the ingredients list.
http://www.physorg.com/news161409704.html
Posted by Kelly
on 30/8/09
Brilliant! they could also include the Sean of the Dead creators as emergency contacts, I think. Oh, and Alen G, respectfully …. chill out, this is humor!!
Posted by Cindy H.
on 30/8/09
LOL my fave part was “slow and delicious people” and “a shotgun goes along way’!!! LOL!!!
Posted by Trevor G.
on 30/8/09
@ Alen G.
Bitch much? Seriously? Your nutbag rantings have absolutely nothing to do with a humour post. Say it with me now, “humour post”. It means a post done for laughs. Nobody needs to think Tamiflu works or doesn’t work to laugh at this post.
@ Mark for posting this image, thanks I enjoyed it.
I know some of you will say, impossible to this… but wtf do we do if Romero is a zombie?! That’d be a damn hard zombie to kill.
Posted by Medb
on 30/8/09
Zombie Flu can only be contracted by George Romero Zombies. They aren’t real Zombies and should be called by a different name. Real Zombies are created by voodoo Witch doctors.
Posted by QIbyItwI
on 30/8/09
@Medb: Zombis created by Voodooism are not spelled with the “e.” That is how they are different.
A for a George A. Romero zombie, that is actually George A. Romero… we are in a world of trouble. If however he is just a regular zombi, or any of the various slow one, we should be fine with destroying the brain or removing the head.
Good article but something missing ok!
Where is the HN subtype recorded?
What about the changing pattern of the influenza virus? Why does it happen so?
http://bit.ly/3S76j
Contact George Romero, well he is a director so he could tell the zombies to get lost :)
Posted by Matt L
on 6/9/09
So long as we don’t get inter-flu mixing we’ll be OK. Bird Flu Zombies would be terrible. Getting chased for your brain is one thing but you don’t want to get covered in vomit and diarrhea at the same time.
Posted by ziggy
on 7/9/09
i had the swine flu and its not as bad as its is portrayed in the media
Posted by Big Mick
on 8/9/09
nevermind George Romero. If anyone in this world can deel with zombies it’s Bruce “Groovy” Campbell
Posted by patrick tingey
on 8/9/09
here’s some more info on the coming zombie apocalypse
http://thejfproject.com/jfp-special-reports
Posted by Edie
on 9/9/09
I love “A shotgun to the face goes a long way.” Perfect!
Posted by nurse3414
on 9/9/09
this was lite and and funny in these hard times. I needed this thanks stumble
Posted by gern
on 9/9/09
ack! zombies!
Posted by Harry Barracuda
on 30/9/09
Klaatu Nicto….. oh shit, what was it?
Posted by Moo
on 1/10/09
Why is this a Flash picture instead of jpg or gif or png? SUSPICIOUS!
Posted by s.rezek
on 1/10/09
lol this is full of amazingness. However, on the most susceptible list should be people too dumb to realize you kicked them in the shin to slow them down.
Nice work! The “slow & delicious people” and Jackson moves are brilliant! We need to add a “surfing the net flu”, with problems hearing anyone or anything else while sucked in by a glowing monitor.
Posted by Kim
on 13/10/09
It’s Centers for Disease Control and Prevention not CENTER! Hello get it right! I’m just saying…
Quite a good list, but the zombie emergency contact shouldn’t be Romero. It should be Max Brooks
Posted by eddie
on 14/11/09
michael jackson choreography.thats kinda harsh but funny. lmfao
Posted by Jen
on 24/11/09
All of us health-care professionals of the world (i.e. pharmacists) getting a great laugh out of not only the post itself, but out of Alen G. as well with his tin-foil hat response, read some qualified medical journals buddy. HAHAHA…… Love this, we have it posted on the Wall of Fame!
Posted by melissa
on 5/12/09
you cant get swine flu from pigs… what we have is a variation of the virus that started in pigs, and changed forms and hopped to humans..
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Posted by Caleb Dunham
on 10/1/10
Chuck Norris is my contact as well! Round house kick to the face could knock the head off just fine!
Posted by therant
on 1/2/10
just one problem… you don’t get swine flu from pigs… get the facts right
Posted by Ferg on 27/8/09
Haha! “Slow and delicious people”…
Posted by Ryan L on 27/8/09
Absolutely Brilliant…
Posted by Terry Maranda on 27/8/09
Hahaha zombie flu makes swine flu sound like a pushover.
Posted by Shawn on 29/8/09
Emergency Contact “George Romero”, They shoulda included a number.
Posted by angie on 29/8/09
hahahaha ‘a shotgun gose a long way’ my fav part!!!!! lol
Posted by Zee Germans on 29/8/09
What good would a phone number do after the complete overnight collapse of human civilization?
Posted by Leah the Red on 29/8/09
wow. that’s hardcore awesome.
Posted by Alen G. on 30/8/09
Tamiflu? Seriously? Do a little research on Tamiflu folks. It’s dangerous as hell and it doesn’t even work. Do some research on how dangerous vaccines are while your at it. All you have to do it look at the ingredients list.
http://www.physorg.com/news161409704.html
Posted by Kelly on 30/8/09
Brilliant! they could also include the Sean of the Dead creators as emergency contacts, I think. Oh, and Alen G, respectfully …. chill out, this is humor!!
Posted by Cindy H. on 30/8/09
LOL my fave part was “slow and delicious people” and “a shotgun goes along way’!!! LOL!!!
Posted by Trevor G. on 30/8/09
@ Alen G.
Bitch much? Seriously? Your nutbag rantings have absolutely nothing to do with a humour post. Say it with me now, “humour post”. It means a post done for laughs. Nobody needs to think Tamiflu works or doesn’t work to laugh at this post.
@ Mark for posting this image, thanks I enjoyed it.
Posted by Andrew Graham on 30/8/09
http://www.zazzle.com/i_heart_zombies_poster-228866692718458307
Posted by C R on 30/8/09
I’d call Max Brooks if I’d contact anyone.
Posted by Michael (@goooooootenberg) on 30/8/09
I know some of you will say, impossible to this… but wtf do we do if Romero is a zombie?! That’d be a damn hard zombie to kill.
Posted by Medb on 30/8/09
Zombie Flu can only be contracted by George Romero Zombies. They aren’t real Zombies and should be called by a different name. Real Zombies are created by voodoo Witch doctors.
Posted by QIbyItwI on 30/8/09
@Medb: Zombis created by Voodooism are not spelled with the “e.” That is how they are different.
A for a George A. Romero zombie, that is actually George A. Romero… we are in a world of trouble. If however he is just a regular zombi, or any of the various slow one, we should be fine with destroying the brain or removing the head.
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Posted by lollersk8r on 31/8/09
In case of zombie outbreak, Bruce Campbell will will be my emergency contact! You cant beat the boomstick!!
Posted by Pan Jan on 1/9/09
In case of Zombie Flu cal Mila Yovovich!!!
Posted by dr.p.v.balanarayanan on 2/9/09
nice &educative article
Posted by Dan Byers on 2/9/09
Meh, this isn’t very clever at all.
Posted by BK Vaskar on 4/9/09
Good article but something missing ok!
Where is the HN subtype recorded?
What about the changing pattern of the influenza virus? Why does it happen so?
http://bit.ly/3S76j
Posted by A TechnoLedge Blog on 4/9/09
Hmm…
Posted by deadutopian on 5/9/09
Number of people I will eat in the end… Priceless
Posted by ShotgunEmmet on 5/9/09
Your missing my 2 most favorite causes;
1. Hell is full
2. God is pissed
Posted by Jacob on 5/9/09
Contact George Romero, well he is a director so he could tell the zombies to get lost :)
Posted by Matt L on 6/9/09
So long as we don’t get inter-flu mixing we’ll be OK. Bird Flu Zombies would be terrible. Getting chased for your brain is one thing but you don’t want to get covered in vomit and diarrhea at the same time.
Posted by ziggy on 7/9/09
i had the swine flu and its not as bad as its is portrayed in the media
Posted by Big Mick on 8/9/09
nevermind George Romero. If anyone in this world can deel with zombies it’s Bruce “Groovy” Campbell
Posted by patrick tingey on 8/9/09
here’s some more info on the coming zombie apocalypse
http://thejfproject.com/jfp-special-reports
Posted by Edie on 9/9/09
I love “A shotgun to the face goes a long way.” Perfect!
Posted by nurse3414 on 9/9/09
this was lite and and funny in these hard times. I needed this thanks stumble
Posted by gern on 9/9/09
ack! zombies!
Posted by Harry Barracuda on 30/9/09
Klaatu Nicto….. oh shit, what was it?
Posted by Moo on 1/10/09
Why is this a Flash picture instead of jpg or gif or png? SUSPICIOUS!
Posted by s.rezek on 1/10/09
lol this is full of amazingness. However, on the most susceptible list should be people too dumb to realize you kicked them in the shin to slow them down.
Posted by steve taite on 6/10/09
I have another one for you the appliance flu
see
http://www.taitegallery.com/2009/09/its-conspiracy-appliance-flu.html
for more details
Posted by TurinSonofHurin on 12/10/09
See Emergency contact: “Chuck Norris!”
Heck yes!
Posted by SecurityMan on 13/10/09
Nice work! The “slow & delicious people” and Jackson moves are brilliant! We need to add a “surfing the net flu”, with problems hearing anyone or anything else while sucked in by a glowing monitor.
Posted by Kim on 13/10/09
It’s Centers for Disease Control and Prevention not CENTER! Hello get it right! I’m just saying…
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Posted by Fleur on 14/10/09
Whahahhahahaha
Brilliant!
^^.
Posted by jazz on 20/10/09
shotgun to the face goes a long way ftw
Posted by Drunk Alex on 22/10/09
this made me happy!!!!
Posted by noonecallsmebymynameanymore on 23/10/09
so is that why I was feeling a bit odd ??
8)
Posted by Eddy on 6/11/09
Quite a good list, but the zombie emergency contact shouldn’t be Romero. It should be Max Brooks
Posted by eddie on 14/11/09
michael jackson choreography.thats kinda harsh but funny. lmfao
Posted by Jen on 24/11/09
All of us health-care professionals of the world (i.e. pharmacists) getting a great laugh out of not only the post itself, but out of Alen G. as well with his tin-foil hat response, read some qualified medical journals buddy. HAHAHA…… Love this, we have it posted on the Wall of Fame!
Posted by melissa on 5/12/09
you cant get swine flu from pigs… what we have is a variation of the virus that started in pigs, and changed forms and hopped to humans..
Posted by Harro on 17/12/09
I’d call Chuck Norris.
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Posted by Caleb Dunham on 10/1/10
Chuck Norris is my contact as well! Round house kick to the face could knock the head off just fine!
Posted by therant on 1/2/10
just one problem… you don’t get swine flu from pigs… get the facts right